The Writing and Cracks in the Wall

bemusedlybespectacled:

deathofadeity:

c-anna-balism:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming versethat what I wear puts swagger in my gait;though twenty shillings have I in my purse,my self-esteem and manhood both inflatewhen lofty furs I purchase for a cent.Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, thoughthey smell a trifle musty. Still, I spentmuch less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.These dusty shelves will yield their hidden lootto those, like me, more frugal in their looks.Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores. - Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Christ almight

I’M IN LOVE

deathofadeity:

c-anna-balism:

enasnivolz:

ealperin:

reading-thoughts:

edwardspoonhands:

Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…

These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.

To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”

*Crying with laughter*

ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.

GET THE FUCK OUT

Christ almight

I’M IN LOVE

↵ Originally from humortrain

↵ Reblogged from fiveryy

blissfully-different:

winchesterlicious:

where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies

just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake

you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour

I would wear the shit out of these.

↵ Originally from winchesterlicious

↵ Reblogged from fiveryy

(Source: faunasworld)

↵ Originally from faunasworld

↵ Reblogged from fiveryy

deardarkness:

Men Journal’s Interview with Mark Ruffalo [June 2013]

Such a lovely read, Mark is an adorable man.

↵ Originally from deardarkness

↵ Reblogged from fiveryy

Lear: Now, our joy, although the last, not least, to whose young love the vines of France and the milk of Burgundy strive to be interess'd, what can you say to draw a third more opulent than your sisters? Speak.

Cordelia: Nothing, my lord.

Lear: Nothing?

Cordelia: Nothing.

Lear: